* No Substitutions. We think we've put together some delicious dishes with a lot of thought in composition and would love for you to try them as is. In case of aversions or allergies, we'd be happy to omit anything, but will not replace it with something else.
* "We have no toast." Toast is boring. Toast is toast. We don't even own a toaster and are going to need all that flattop space to cook the rest of the food. We know you want to smother something into your eggs and so all dishes with eggs are served with appropriate smothering surfaces. If you still want some bread or something, why not try our scones?